Edibles Update

I wrote my first post about trying marijuana edibles 76 days ago. Two and a half months ago I talked about the responsible use of edibles. Sadly, I learned there is no such thing as responsible use of marijuana. Days later, the “gateway” opened up and I have spent every minute since strung out on crack and black tar heroin. I’m currently sleeping on a piss-stained mattress under a bridge.

Of course, that’s complete bullshit. Part of me hopes some anti-pot idiot out there read the first paragraph sporting a smug smile, thinking “I knew it! The guidance counselors were right. It is a gateway drug.” Sorry…